so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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