i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You can make out without kissing
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