I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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