his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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