Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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