i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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