PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Randomize
