Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize