I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so let's talk penis.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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