Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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