dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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