I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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