what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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