That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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