Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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