All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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