u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You did what with his pubic hair?
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