idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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