i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have demons in me.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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