And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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