How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I need water and some morals
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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