Can i not drive my cunt home
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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