Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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