Can i not drive my cunt home
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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