im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Randomize
