life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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