I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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