Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm both gender and math confused
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