I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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