i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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