This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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