She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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