none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
