Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
