bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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