okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You are a genius and a whore.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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