On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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