she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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