By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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