Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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