he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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