I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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