So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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