Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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