Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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