Where did you get a picture of my penis
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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