First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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