Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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