There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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