Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
This baby is an asshole
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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