we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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