Already got asked if we're dating
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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