Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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